Disco Toilet 2 – The Sequel
Pickled Squeggs
Square Eggs, pickled… they must be ‘Pickled Squeggs’ with a few pickled quail eggs thrown in for fun.
www.PickledSqueggs.com
German Chairs
You know how it is, when you want to sit down on the underground, well you look around for that special chair with no one sitting next to it. Problem Solved!
The Internet
Well who knew! The Internet is at Oxford Circus station in London. I thought it was everywhere and nowhere.
Mens Female
Ok Dave, what i need you to do is write two new signs for the toilet doors, you know, one for each sex.
Con Doms
Let’s not change the price, but just the quantity, what a con. It reminds me of Mars and Pringles, tossers! Mars bars got smaller, but the price stayed the same. Pringles tubes stayed the same size, but the number of crisps (it’s probably illegal to call them crisps) was reduced. The lesson here, don’t be lazy, keep your eyes open!
Old Shoe
How does a shoe this old get to still be sitting on a window ledge without someone throwing it away or stealing it?
Matalan Model
Some people wonder why matalan clothes don’t fit too well… well maybe you are the wrong shape.
Tea Trolley
Funny House
Toilet Sign
Marc Jacobs
Marc Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in association with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs… This is a bloody piss take!


















