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Fuck off Nazi

Fuck Off Nazi

Fuck Off Nazi

The Berlin Wall is covered in graffiti!

German Chairs

German Chairs

German Chairs

You know how it is, when you want to sit down on the underground, well you look around for that special chair with no one sitting next to it. Problem Solved!

Curtain Event

Window Events

Window Events

How exciting!

Bollards

Bollards

Bollards

Ok, so just in case, I need you to add a few more bollards, just in case!

The Internet

The Internet

The Internet

Well who knew! The Internet is at Oxford Circus station in London. I thought it was everywhere and nowhere.

Mens Female

Toilet Signs

Toilet Signs

Ok Dave, what i need you to do is write two new signs for the toilet doors, you know, one for each sex.

Lazy Fag

Lazy Fag

Lazy Fag

A cigarette just resting.

Con Doms

Con Doms

Con Doms

Let’s not change the price, but just the quantity, what a con. It reminds me of Mars and Pringles, tossers! Mars bars got smaller, but the price stayed the same. Pringles tubes stayed the same size, but the number of crisps (it’s probably illegal to call them crisps) was reduced. The lesson here, don’t be lazy, keep your eyes open!

Old Shoe

Old Shoe

Old Shoe

How does a shoe this old get to still be sitting on a window ledge without someone throwing it away or stealing it?

Matalan Model

Matalan Model

Matalan Model

Some people wonder why matalan clothes don’t fit too well… well maybe you are the wrong shape.

Tea Trolley

Tea and coffee trolley

Tea and coffee trolley

Here is a sign to tell you waht is in front of the sign.

Funny House

Funny House

Funny House

Who lives in a house like this?

Toilet Sign

Toilets are for customer use only

Toilets are for customer use only

A strange place to tell the world about your toilets!

Church Entrance

Church Entrance

Church Entrance

Funny Entrance.

Marc Jacobs

Marc Jacobs

Marc Jacobs

Marc Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in association with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs… This is a bloody piss take!

Shopping Break

Shopping Break

Shopping Break

Let’s just sit down over there, next to the guy with no head.

Lopping Hall, Loughton

Lopping Hall, Loughton, door

Lopping Hall, Loughton, door

Lopping Hall, Loughton, Essex – Nice door handles

Black Lion Specials

Black Lion Specials

Black Lion Specials

When your ‘specials’ are so poor, how do you ever run out?

Tarmac Slipper

tarmac slipper

tarmac slipper

One of those slip on jobbies.

Learn Aid First Here

Learn aid first here

Learn aid first here

Learn Aid First Here, well that’s how it reads to me.