Pickled Squeggs

Pickled Squeggs - Pickled Quails Eggs

Square Eggs, pickled… they must be ‘Pickled Squeggs’ with a few pickled quail eggs thrown in for fun.
www.PickledSqueggs.com

Tea Trolley

Tea and coffee trolley

Here is a sign to tell you waht is in front of the sign.

Black Lion Specials

Black Lion Specials

When your ‘specials’ are so poor, how do you ever run out?

Bright Bottle

a very bright bottle

This is ridiculous, it’s so bright!

Cheese Substitute

Cheese substitute! what a sad world we live in.

The thin end of the wedge is fast approaching.

Dog Poo

A nice dog poo, on top of a nice pot of used fat, next to a nice pile of rubbish.

Peach Pip

Is this littering?

Strip Cheese

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Is this supposed to be for kids?

Lazy Sweets

I saw this cola bottle sitting on the window sill of a Loughton estate agent. He was relaxing as it was a very hot day.

Ming Garden

If you want to order “off menu”…

Chinese restaurants usually have a few things you can buy to compliment your meal. None have been so badly displayed as these. Presumably you’d be buying new and unopened versions of what’s on offer. Just in case you didn’t realise, but all cans of drink are 0.80p as the lines indicate. So bad it’s good.