German Chairs

German Chairs

You know how it is, when you want to sit down on the underground, well you look around for that special chair with no one sitting next to it. Problem Solved!

Mens Female

Toilet Signs

Ok Dave, what i need you to do is write two new signs for the toilet doors, you know, one for each sex.

Lazy Fag

Lazy Fag

A cigarette just resting.

Con Doms

Con Doms

Let’s not change the price, but just the quantity, what a con. It reminds me of Mars and Pringles, tossers! Mars bars got smaller, but the price stayed the same. Pringles tubes stayed the same size, but the number of crisps (it’s probably illegal to call them crisps) was reduced. The lesson here, don’t be lazy, keep your eyes open!

Matalan Model

Matalan Model

Some people wonder why matalan clothes don’t fit too well… well maybe you are the wrong shape.

Tea Trolley

Tea and coffee trolley

Here is a sign to tell you waht is in front of the sign.

Shopping Break

Shopping Break

Let’s just sit down over there, next to the guy with no head.

Black Lion Specials

Black Lion Specials

When your ‘specials’ are so poor, how do you ever run out?

Sydney Can’t Spell

Sydney was hear

What? really? Oh come on!

Dauntless Cistern

Dauntless

An appropriate make of toilet cistern, especially when it is situated in a pub!

Pardon Baron

Pardon, what was that you said?

This photo was taken on one of the last days of the closing down sale of the amazing, Baron of Piccadilly, menswear shop in London. Sadly missed.

Cheese Substitute

Cheese substitute! what a sad world we live in.

The thin end of the wedge is fast approaching.

Toilet Rolls

Funny toilet roll holder, I’m sure this is not quite right.

Wall Drill

I think this wall in the Carpenter’s Pub, Loughton, Essex either…

a. used to have more tools on the wall, and they have been stolen,
or
b. The interior designer is doing some sort of ironic layout thing.

Stability Issues

This pub toilet seems to have been reinforced with a concrete base, so that it doesn’t fall over when a piss head sits down, slightly off centre.

Seen in the Carpenter’s Arms Pub, Loughton, Essex.

Glam Graffiti

Glam rocking door handle graffiti seen in Ikea.

Dog Nose Coat Hook

Dog nose coat hook.

Sticker Head

A man in pub with sticker for head.
Seen in the Black Lion, Epping, Essex. My old local.

Tube Tree

Nice Asterix