German Chairs

You know how it is, when you want to sit down on the underground, well you look around for that special chair with no one sitting next to it. Problem Solved!

Toilet Signs

Ok Dave, what i need you to do is write two new signs for the toilet doors, you know, one for each sex.

Lazy Fag

A cigarette just resting.

Con Doms

Let’s not change the price, but just the quantity, what a con. It reminds me of Mars and Pringles, tossers! Mars bars got smaller, but the price stayed the same. Pringles tubes stayed the same size, but the number of crisps (it’s probably illegal to call them crisps) was reduced. The lesson here, don’t be lazy, keep your eyes open!

Matalan Model

Some people wonder why matalan clothes don’t fit too well… well maybe you are the wrong shape.

Tea and coffee trolley

Here is a sign to tell you waht is in front of the sign.

Shopping Break

Let’s just sit down over there, next to the guy with no head.