Lazy Fag

Lazy Fag

A cigarette just resting.

Toilet Sign

Toilets are for customer use only

A strange place to tell the world about your toilets!

Black Lion Specials

Black Lion Specials

When your ‘specials’ are so poor, how do you ever run out?

Dauntless Cistern

Dauntless

An appropriate make of toilet cistern, especially when it is situated in a pub!

Toilet Rolls

Funny toilet roll holder, I’m sure this is not quite right.

Wall Drill

I think this wall in the Carpenter’s Pub, Loughton, Essex either…

a. used to have more tools on the wall, and they have been stolen,
or
b. The interior designer is doing some sort of ironic layout thing.

Stability Issues

This pub toilet seems to have been reinforced with a concrete base, so that it doesn’t fall over when a piss head sits down, slightly off centre.

Seen in the Carpenter’s Arms Pub, Loughton, Essex.

Dog Nose Coat Hook

Dog nose coat hook.

Sticker Head

A man in pub with sticker for head.
Seen in the Black Lion, Epping, Essex. My old local.

Pub Dog

Seen in The Forest Gate Inn Pub, Epping Green, Epping, Essex.

Disco Toilet