Fuck Off Nazi

The Berlin Wall is covered in graffiti!

German Chairs

You know how it is, when you want to sit down on the underground, well you look around for that special chair with no one sitting next to it. Problem Solved!

Window Events

How exciting!

Bollards

Ok, so just in case, I need you to add a few more bollards, just in case!

The Internet

Well who knew! The Internet is at Oxford Circus station in London. I thought it was everywhere and nowhere.

Toilet Signs

Ok Dave, what i need you to do is write two new signs for the toilet doors, you know, one for each sex.

Lazy Fag

A cigarette just resting.

Con Doms

Let’s not change the price, but just the quantity, what a con. It reminds me of Mars and Pringles, tossers! Mars bars got smaller, but the price stayed the same. Pringles tubes stayed the same size, but the number of crisps (it’s probably illegal to call them crisps) was reduced. The lesson here, don’t be lazy, keep your eyes open!

Old Shoe

How does a shoe this old get to still be sitting on a window ledge without someone throwing it away or stealing it?

Matalan Model

Some people wonder why matalan clothes don’t fit too well… well maybe you are the wrong shape.