Bright Bottle

a very bright bottle

a very bright bottle

This is ridiculous, it’s so bright!

Caged Gas

Caged gas

Caged gas

Gas is dangerous and should be caged like an animal.

Skewed Bench

skewed bench

skewed bench

How doeas a bench get like this?

Dragon Tree

Dragon tree

Dragon tree

This tree looks like a dragon.

Tap

Tap

Tap

What the hell is this for?

No Lead

small dog - no lead

small dog - no lead

A small USB powered dog that does something when plugged in to your PC.

Charity shops are so great. I saw this in the window for 3 weeks before I spotted this.

Sydney Can’t Spell

Sydney was hear

Sydney was hear

What? really? Oh come on!

Fuck This Bullshit

FUCK THIS bullshit

FUCK THIS bullshit

Seen on the Eastbound underground platform at Leytonstone.

I know the exact feeling this guy had. Waiting for ages, for the right train to arrive. Wanting the world to know of your frustration. Being to nice to really vandalise anything.

Dauntless Cistern

Dauntless

Dauntless

An appropriate make of toilet cistern, especially when it is situated in a pub!

Pardon Baron

Pardon, what was that you said?

Pardon, what was that you said?

This photo was taken on one of the last days of the closing down sale of the amazing, Baron of Piccadilly, menswear shop in London. Sadly missed.

Cheese Substitute

Cheese substitute

Cheese substitute! what a sad world we live in.

The thin end of the wedge is fast approaching.

Vinyl Junkies

Vinyl Junkies

These two old ladies are ‘avin it large!

Toilet Rolls

toilet roll holder

Funny toilet roll holder, I’m sure this is not quite right.

Wall Drill

Drill on a pub wall

I think this wall in the Carpenter’s Pub, Loughton, Essex either…

a. used to have more tools on the wall, and they have been stolen,
or
b. The interior designer is doing some sort of ironic layout thing.

Tube Poodle

Tube poodle

A small dog travelling by tube in London.

Stability Issues

Toilet stability issues

This pub toilet seems to have been reinforced with a concrete base, so that it doesn’t fall over when a piss head sits down, slightly off centre.

Seen in the Carpenter’s Arms Pub, Loughton, Essex.

Small Carpet

carpet for doll's houses

These carpet remnants seem a little small to me.

However I do find the Zebra pattern rather fetching.

Maybe these are for a doll’s house? Or perhaps the toliet, which my mum calls ‘The smallest room in the house’

16 Years

Child rapist gets 16 years

There’s something a little odd about this.

The age of consent in the UK is 16.

Pile of Book

A pile of book

I saw this in an art gallery in London.

One big pile of the same book. Nice

Dog Poo

Dog poo on fat pot

A nice dog poo, on top of a nice pot of used fat, next to a nice pile of rubbish.